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Published on March 21, 2014, by in Humorous.

Colorado lawmakers seeing the unintended consequences of legalizing marijuana have embarked on an educational program including; advertising, public service announcements and more. Their goals to make the public aware of some of the ramifications of wide spread pot use.

A recent example is a revision the the popular children’s nursery rhyme below.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill was pregnant after.

 

Ok so I made this up … lawmakers don’t think about the unintended consequences of their actions.

 
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Published on September 11, 2013, by in Inspiring.
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don’t you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out

Don’t give up though the pace seems slow
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,

And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit
It’s when things seem worst that you must not quit.

~Edgar A. Guest~

 
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Published on September 5, 2013, by in Humorous.

“Remember Ben, with the cape and cowl comes great responsibility (and a lot of heat). Bring Deoderant”

- Adam West on Ben Affleck being picked as the next Batman -

 
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Published on August 22, 2013, by in Pearls of Wisdom.

“There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and more frequently fall than that of defrauding the government”

-Benjamin Franklin -

 
 
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Published on August 6, 2013, by in Pearls of Wisdom.
You can destroy those who speak the truth, but you cannot destroy the truth itself.
- The Omen Machine: Chapter 70, page 446 -

While Zedd does confirm that this statement by the Omen Machine is a Wizard’s Rule, he does not say which number it is given.